Pronunciation jokes

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

"Spell ICUP."

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."