Project jokes
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!