Project jokes

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it.

So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.

His boss told him: "You suck."

And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.

His boss told him: "You suck for life!"

XD

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

"Wanna hear a construction joke?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Wait, I'm still working on it!"

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

I've done a ton of work today.

A SKELE-ton of work!