Priest's jokes
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
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A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Priest
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧