Priest's jokes
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.