That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
To you, Iron man may seem cool or awesome. But to me, he is pretty ironic.
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
Do you wanna eat make up cause ur not pretty in the inside
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I was with my friend atom the other day he’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
I gave my sister and compliment and say she's pretty than while she was saying thanks I said pretty ugly.
Me: you are pretty her: thanks me: pretty ugly
Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Call me fat you call me fat because you think that you’re pretty but you ain’t you’re just a musty dusty rusty Cardi B
Met the emo kid today he was pretty chill he was just hanging out
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
Um honey I'm glad your done but um WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I"M PRETTY SURE FACES DON"T BEND THAT WAY!!
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, what are you doing?
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
Your mom is so ugly, that she use Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes
