Prettiness jokes

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.