Press Jokes

press f to pay respects to grumpy cat FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

i think i know why stephen hawkings died, he pressed altf4

have you heard about my new can crushing job?

it's soda-pressing

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing and now I'm in heaven