I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..
He pressed shut down instead of sleep
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
I always press the stop button to see you
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
why can't orphans use iphones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
