wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..
He pressed shut down instead of sleep
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button
how do you make Indians explode? press the red button
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
I always press the stop button to see you
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
why can't orphans use iphones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
