Press Jokes

if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby

Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..

He pressed shut down instead of sleep

im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'

So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.

I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing

why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z

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Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

What do orphans do when the get a phone press the home button

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I always press the stop button to see you

Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!