Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
Your hairs line is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty
Putin be like that boat is now submarine!
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
What's the difference between Obama and trump? Obama was a president and trump was a whiney bitch!
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
