What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Trevor Bauer for President.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Biden did 9/10.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
All hail President Trump!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What did Obama ask Trump?
