President jokes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Biden... get it?
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Trump did 1/6.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Trevor Bauer for President.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Biden did 9/10.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
9/10/01
Bush: βOk, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.β
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.