Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
what is more time consuming than children? waiting for your'e wife to go into labor!
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms but I like gay pregnant X
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
