After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.
The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
