Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
I can see my future in your forehead
Emoś are so predictable sleep, eat, cut, repeat
Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!!
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know somethings gonna happen, I can just feel it
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted
It's hard to predict the future, especially before it happens.
1979: i bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future" 2019: the flying cars future
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
