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true to some ppl

I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID
SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50
GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT
PORCH REPAINTED.

Beans After Dark
@goodbeanalt
british people be like im bri ish
3:41 PM - Mar 29, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
ryan
@pavementblood
british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their
kidneys gone n be like "right. what's all this then?"
quinn
@1JoshGadFan1
British people could watch their
family be murdered and be like
"hmmm i dont quite fancy that"
Caleb
@Axoplox
British people be like "litchrally"

technically you can call a black guy
the n word and i came up with this
theory and it's called NROENB it's
stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not
Both. So my theory is that if black ppl
call each other the n word then
because they want Equality it means
that Whites can call Blacks the n word
Whites can call Whites the n word
Blacks can call Whites the n word
Blacks can call Blacks the n word.
And Asians are somewhere in the
middle
J@pontiaxv2

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian" SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl dont even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me

Why are gay ppl so bad at math? Because they cant multiply.

not a meme

at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything
when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years
to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who
stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl.
i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just
abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able
to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no,its still the same
thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be
the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to
come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys

Me too ppl when they call my bestie bestie

Why do they call them a nonce Bcs they go for ppl who don't have any sense

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat

bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru

Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl

gay ppl

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

emo ppl totally suck!!!

...

ppl who
have one Me who
gf/bf
has 2
Sid
DEN
Open

there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink

Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs dont make a white

why are the ppl that get ur order at restaurants called waiters,they don't wait for the food we wait for the food they should be called note take they take notes for food