
Ppl jokes
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Gay people.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Emo people totally suck!
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.