Poultry jokes
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!