Poultry jokes
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
"Cutlets and poultry are so disgusting, I'd rather watch pig porn."
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!