Poultry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!