Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Poultry Jokes
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Guess what, chicken butt?
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
