Poultry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Guess what, chicken butt?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!