Poultry jokes
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!