Poultry jokes
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road? To prove that he was not chicken.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.