Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Poultry Jokes
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
