Poultry jokes
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.