Poultry jokes
Guess what, chicken butt?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.