These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What did the doctor say to the potato? It told it it had tuberculosis
Teacher:Don’t run into the road!! Down syndrome:Weeeeee Teacher:lol now he’s a mashed potato
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said potato
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes
A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler
What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato
Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato's one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato's remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
What do retarded cops give tickets for
going over 45 in a potato zone
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
