I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Potato Jokes
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Potatoes
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
