Popular culture jokes

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!