I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
How sexy is ariana grande?
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service