What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
