I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
