Pop star jokes
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.