I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
How sexy is ariana grande?
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
