Pop star jokes

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead.

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

Justin Bieber