Pop star jokes
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Justin Bieber