What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
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What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's white and comes in little cans
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Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
