What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
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What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's white and comes in little cans
Michael Jackson
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
