Pop star jokes
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
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What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.