Pop culture

Pop Culture Jokes

Stain

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Covid19

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Lorax

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Mama

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Kanye West

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Birthday

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Song

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Jack

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Emo

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Bill Cosby

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Direction

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.