What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.