Pop culture jokes
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.