Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
