Pop culture jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.