Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
