Pop culture jokes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!