It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
