What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
