Pop culture jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!