Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
