A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
I think we should change Alzheimerās disease to Joe Biden disease.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Iād make fun of transgender women, but thatās low hanging fruit.