Pleasing jokes
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
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I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
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Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
The earth is not round.
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My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."