Planet

Planet Jokes

Mom

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!

Mama

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Party

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.