Planet jokes

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.

The earth is not round.

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What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

How do NASA plan parades?

They plan-et.

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Because it looks like a g-nome.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.