The earth is not round.
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Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
What would earth say if it had a boy friend U need to com-it
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
