Planet jokes
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
The earth is not round.
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What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"