Planet jokes
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.