3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
Why did Saturn have rings
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
We r gonna crush u in the try not to laugh
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet
your know the only way to win is you have to actually planet
yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
Yo mama so fat. In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet
im going to your moms house can you help me planet
Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Why does the Sun go to school?
What Is gods favourite planet staring because it has a ring around it
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my Anus?"
