Hockey Team jokes

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.