Hockey Team jokes
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.