Hockey Team jokes
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.