Hockey Team jokes
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.