You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
I farted try me you farted oh no we all farted
The plane crashed but I did too on a pillow
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
