Plane Crash jokes

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.