Plane Crash jokes

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.