Placement jokes
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Like this if you are in foster care.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.