Placement jokes

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Like this if you are in foster care.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.