Placement jokes

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Like this if you are in foster care.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.