My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
What do you call a African American pilot?
A pilot you racist bastard.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
