Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What do you call a African American pilot?
A pilot you racist bastard.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
