Pick Jokes

First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers

What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"

Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"

Wow! the jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!

Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian

One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."

What does an apple and a orphan have non common. one gets picked

(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭

Best pick up line EVER.

there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise

picking (DYM 74)

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

spy:hahaha me:what spy:time to pick up your mother me:oh no....

Why do disabled people get picked on so much?

teacher: students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house. student one orphan: I don't have any. student 2: what is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner. student one orphan: what! student 2: the prisoner gets picked.

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

little Johny asked teacher wy you where no shirt teacher sys because i want to teacher drops her pencil and picks it up the class starts laughing what so funny a kid took of your ba and we see your squish sexy boobs