Pick

Pick jokes

Sister

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

Bone

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Octopus

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

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  • Orphan

    What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    Apples get picked.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

    What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

    Door

    Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

    The seventh door.

    Building

    Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

    Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

    Boy

    "Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

    "Why?" - Depressed boy

    "Because he got ran over." - Margaret

    "I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

    Orphan

    Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

    Because homing missiles don't work on them.

    Fight

    Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

    ANYONE?

    Hooker

    This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

    Elephant

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

    The apple gets picked.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?

    The apples get picked.

    Woman

    There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

    App

    Best pick up line EVER.

    There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.