Pick Jokes

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife, and use it!

Who want's to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy

why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line

Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out

What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.

What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.

First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???

picking (DYM 74)

Wow! the jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!

Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian

(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise

One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."