Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What does an apple and a orphan have non common. one gets picked
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
picking (DYM 74)
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
