What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
