New Pic Jokes

I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Wanna see an mistake go on camera and take an pic of you

When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮‍💨

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

I am a God Na, na, na, na, na, na Yeah She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume Half dead, but she still looks so cute She is a monster in disguise And she knows all the words to the trap songs Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

one day i woke up went on my phone some pussy was calling my i ansered it and said hello pussy and a pussy pic showed up

What do orphans call a family pic?

A selfie.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child...thanks to that people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.