Pic jokes
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Send toe pics lol :)
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.