I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Physics Jokes
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
