Physics

Physics jokes

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?

You have to look down to see him.

Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.