Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? Other person: Yes Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
U: A life Other person: I don't get it U: Exactly
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
Watch out there’s an iceberg other person we will be fine 10 minutes later drowns says we will be fine
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldn’t fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this I’m a window washer on the 8th floor I’m washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this I’m in a refrigerator...
