why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
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when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
what do you call someone that no one loves...... orphan
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
Gwen lets chat at night for ab 1 hour! I want to get to know eachother better!
p.s its jake
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An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging
My name is Bishal Khan and I Khant walk
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None you are both dead on the inside. lol
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
