Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Person Jokes
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
They are hairy.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
