Person jokes
You're tiny!
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Hi person reading this.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.