Person jokes

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How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

This person has Down syndrome.

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.

The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.

Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

Helen Keller.

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What is a suicidal horny person's job?

A butcher.

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows. No body, nose.