Person jokes
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Robert Ryall
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.