Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
What do you call a pole dancer
A stripper
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!
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Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
