Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
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