Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
He wasn't that bad.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
