What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
He wasnt that bad.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
