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Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The non stop dancer". It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.
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A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
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Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations he says, "Thank you for your donation!"
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Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
