What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Whats black white and red all over
Lossvagus school shooting
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
I like penguins.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
