What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
Whats black white and red all over
Lossvagus school shooting
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
I like penguins
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
what do u call a penguin in the desert lost!!!!!!! hahhahahaa banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
why couldn't the penguin cross the road?It was ran over🐧
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
why did the penguin pull out a tooth. It was Mexican.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar... I DUCKed.
