Pencil

Pencil Jokes

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."

For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.