Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
There are two kids sitting in a classroom Lily and john Lily sleeps in class everyday.The teacher asks lily who made heaven and earth john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY teacher says that's right the teacher says the next day she asks the same question john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY that's right the teacher says next day she asks lily what did Eve say to adam after their 100th john pokes her again IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IMMA BREAK IT IN HALF she shouts.
you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !
Why did Johnny drop his pencil? To look up girls skirts😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Kid: mom, do trees poop? Mom: Yes. that is how we get #2 pencils
Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.
what did the pen say to the pencil you have a point
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
